The Joker's Persuasion

Some people wonder why I am the way I am or why you are the way you are. We both know it's a waste of breath to tell them, it's just a waste of brain, because they are bound to die anyway.... why don't we just nudge them in the right direction and save time? We can pollute the world with our poisenous chaos and then slit their thoats to waltz in their blood. I'm not crazy. I'm not. The truly insane are those who don't take action. They sit around with so much power, so much potential, but do absolutely nothing with their capabilities. People can live one-hundred years without really living a minute. Can't their eyes see this glorious magic? How about you hold their head while I pluck their eyes out so they can see it just a tad more? Let's make it rain screams and insanity as we laugh and swim in mirth until we cry technicolor tears. Just trust me and we'll hold hands as are minds possess our souls and kill our hearts.
Let the games begin as we roam where we please and corrupt the plastic 'innocent'. They are the ones better at hiding their true form. Innocence is a myth. Humans are inherently evil. Everyone lies. Everyone sins. Everyone is. just. like. us. We just accept it and embrace it. We are ahead of our time, of course. Remember that when someone tries to stop you. You are unstoppable. You are stronger. And so am I.
Let's skip down the street as we set fire to the worthless. We are the architects of everything's fate and isn't it just beautiful? Let's laugh until our faces tear and our throats bleed. Everyone just loves a good smile. Why so serious? Smiiiiiile.